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Top 50 Stewie Quotes

1. And now you contemptible harpy, I shall end your oppressive reign of matriarichal tyranny
2. Why don't you burn in hell?!?
3. Victory is mine... Ahh, Damn you all!
4. Well, Well Mother... We meet again!
5. Time to be bad
6. ...I want to get the hell out of here!! Oh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of that
7. Oh, very funny, now tell the one that doesn't suck
8. ...I've gone and soiled myself, are you happy now?
9. What the hell is this?!? It's a boy
10. Damn you, damn the brocoli, and damn the wright brothers
11. Yes, but no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!
12. Am I supposed to spend the entire day wallowing in my own feces?
13. Hello Mother, care to partake in one of your, oh so exhilarating games of peekaboo?
14. ...Go cyborg!
15. You know mother, life is like a box of chololate, you never know what you're gonna get, your life on however is like a box of active grenades
16. Who the hell do you think you are?
17. ...I'll give you whatever you want: Money, Women... Men
18. Forecast for tomorrow, a few sprinkles of geious with a chance of doom!
19. ...Shake me like a British nanny

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